Saturday, December 31, 2005

The Pierre Pettigrew Conspiracy Theory

CTV reports that Pierre Pettigrew's alleged assailant, Frederick Estelle, is described by his father as a strict evangelical Christian.

Evangelical Christians have been accused of attempting to take over the Conservative Party.

Evangelical Christians have also been in the vanguard of the fight against same-sex marriage, within and without the Conservative Party.

Pierre Pettigrew is widely rumoured to be homosexual.

Pierre Pettigrew is also a vocal advocate of same-sex marriage and opponent of religious intervention in political debate.

Connect the dots and you have Monday's lead story in the Globe and Mail: "SOURCES HINT CHRISTIANS FORCED HARPER TO ORDER PETTIGREW ATTACK."

See how easy it is to write for Bell Globemedia?

3 comments:

Canadianna said...

That's too funny.
Happy New Year!

Anonymous said...

Where is the link to the story?

Anonymous said...

anonymous:
the links are the blue text. keep waving your cursor over the text under the title and voila.